-Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks
B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intellidgent, Talented, Cute, Humorous!
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
Roses Are Red......Apples Are Sour.....Open Your Legs And I'll Show You Some Power
It's Not The Size Of The Boat its the motion of the ocean
Beer Is Good, Beer Is Great, When You Drunk It's Easy To Find A Mate
Inspect MY gadget
Hey gurl, your boy came back to my place last night, damn he's fine, I was his six and damn gurl he
was my nine
Sex is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young
I dont play hard to get I play to get u hard
If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate
Some call me a slut, some call me a hoe, but they scream my name louder than you all know
Hot Guy + Hot Gurl = Hot time in bed
Don't wait to tell da person you love with all your heart that u love them cos u could miss your chance
If all the guys lived in the Sea Oh! what a good swimmer I'd be!
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
Guys act like dicks to make up for what they dont have!
Lets play pearl harbor, you lay down and i'll blow da hell out of you ....Lol ..My Birthday haha
Screw milk... i'll do your body good!
why is it when a guys a playa hes known as a pro..but when a girl takes her turn shes known as a hoe?
Guys are playas that's a fact. dont fall in love..just play them back!
I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Dont drink water cause fish have sex in it!!!
Fat people are harder to kidnap
Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly!
Party hardy, rock and roll, drink bacradi and smoke a bowl - melissa
If your happy and you know it ...get out of my house
Virginity is like a balloon, 1 prick and it's gone
Honk if you love Jayme Larue, then drive your car into the nearest tree and/or lake!! trust me..ur gonna want to
Guys r Players... and thats a fact... Dont fall n love... just play 'em back!
Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them!
This day was a total waste of make-up! - SAMMI
To all my friends I love u so..u give me all the strength to grow ...a true friendship will never die unless it is all
a lie - to Nikki...my suppose to be Lieing Friend!!!
Friends are 4ever, Guyz are whatever, When worst comez 2 worst, My girlz come 1st! - me & melissa
The best way to get over a guy is to get under the other one!
My teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk
The only thing I want between our relationship is Latex
Girl you kinda like vitamin C 'cause you make my BONE get HARD!
Was it just me or did I notice you staring at my erection.
Your so fat you ate Jenny and Craig!
Hey baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the first thing that pops up!
Your so ugly that before your mum goes to kiss you good night she puts a paperbag over your head!
Show them a screw and say wanna screw and if they say yes say lets go! if they say no say well why not, it'll just be 2
boards rubbin' together!
You were my favorite mistake!
Yeah...You'd be pretty good looking if it wasn't for your face!
No where on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair!
